What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:51

-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…